Thing with this review is that this is written after
watching that abominable sneak peek of
11x16. No bias there, sorry.
All that is in my head at the moment is that sneak peek but no. I cannot be weak
and give in and speak about that sneak peek. Cannot speak about that sneak
because we need to talk about 11x15 and
the opening voice over…
“Your kids, your keys,
your family photo album. It’s`the list
you repeat in your head before you fall
asleep. It’s the shortlist of things you grab in case of disaster. The list
makes you feel in control. Your kids, your keys, your family photo album. When
the fire starts, when the tsunami hits, when the earth literally quakes, do you
remember your list? Or do you just duck and cover?”
After last week’s breakthrough “melt our heart” episode,
because Callie held Arizona’s hand and comforted her when she needed her most, this episode in turn was a character sketch of
Calliope Torres being a wacky but wonderful wordsmith who walloped our wonderland.
Calliope shared a patient with Maggie. Their patient was Jean Dominy, a 75-year old ,
sexually active angioplasty patient who was living it up and having as much
life adventures as she could, even trying “stunts” from a book for lovemaking .
She was trying routine number 28 when
she damaged her hip.
This woman, who was
funnily being herself and being candid about her fun adventures in bed, was the
woman who unknowingly imparted sage advice to these two “sometimes lonely”
souls.
Arizona had like five seconds of screen time, but that was
okay. This time, the focus was on Callie and since we barely have Callie and
Arizona screen time together after
11x05, it is Callie’s turn to have more screen time.
Arizona clocked in quality screen minutes with her cute
phone with cute phone case. And for good continuity, at least we got to know
how her mentor Dr Herman was doing n this dialogue,
Owen: Heard anything
from Herman? What’s she doing?
Arizona: (reading text message) “ Enjoying blind institute. Learning not to
bump into things, typing this, obvi. Don’t kill any babies.”
Difference in opinion
Maggie was discouraging Jean from having the 5-hour surgery on her hip that Callie suggested.
Callie explained it would make her mobile and flexible and it was an attractive
proposal for Jean. Maggie was against it
due to Jean’s age.
Jean was married 44
years with the same man. “Three children, seven grandchildren, and a
lifetime of memories.”
Jean : He was the
first man I have ever loved. And is the only man that I ever will love. But
I’ll be hot-damned if he’s going to be the only man to ever rass my berries. I
mean I have time left. And there’s still
things that I wanna do, you know? There’s things that I haven’t done and a
whole lot of things I didn’t even know you could do.
Before Jean could graphically demonstrate the other sexual
positions to explore,
Jean: I mean what’s
the point of living? If you can’t try something new. I want that surgery.
Maggie had given Callie a piece of her mind:
Maggie: I cant believe
you would suggest a surgery like that to a patient without running it by me
first.
Callie: I’m sorry you
called me for my opinion. I do hip replacements all the time on far older
patients with far weaker hearts. She’s clearly
still active. I think her heart’s in pretty good shape.
Maggie: That’s not
your call.
Callie: Okay we are
talking about a healthy, vibrant woman
here, she deserves the best quality of life that we can give her. If she wants
a new hip, it’s her call.
Maggie: So she can get
laid? Really? You think that’s important enough to risk her dying on the table?
Callie: Her hip is so
damaged that she winds up immobilized and bedridden for the rest of her life
and yeah I sure do, cause either way, she’s dying.
Turns out, they still went on with the surgery.
The Callie did not pass up the chance to rib Maggie about Ethan the radiologist, whom she met while being stuck in the elevator for a minute, and if they were a thing.
Callie: Yeah right so
you’re so not into cute smart or funny?
Maggie: Well he’s a
radiologist
Callie: Did you just
go all upstairs downstairs?
Maggie: No I didn’t
mean it like that.
Callie: Oh you don’t
get down at work. You have many other fine qualities. It’s okay if you’re kind
of a snob.
Maggie : I’m not. You
make me sound awful. Dating down, what is that, even. I just don’t date people
who are
Callie: Beneath you?
Maggie: No. that is
not what I was going to say.
Callie: Underlings
This scene with Callie doing the underling radiologist voice
“Just a lowly maker of x-rays, madam” that led Maggie to snap, “ Will you stop it?”
Oh Callie and her on point humor had me in stitches. Applause! Applause!
Screw the Gap
Maggie: It’s not
because he’s a radiologist. And it’s not because I don’t date people from work.
I just, I kinda don’t date.
Callie: Listen, I was
just giving you a hard time.
Maggie: There’s a gap. Between me and most people. There’s
just always has been. I used to think I was younger in school but even after school. The gap, it just got bigger. And
more impossible. I wasn’t too young, I was just too different. So I know what
it looks like when I say yes to Ethan. It’s fun and we’re happy for a while until
it’s not. Things always get awkward and weird so I over correct and he
misinterprets and then we’re not on the same page anymore cause we were always
miles and miles apart with this gap
between us, pretending it wasn’t there. I don’t wanna pretend. I came here to work and just stay focused on
that, and I’m fine on my side of the gap. I’m a little lonely but fine. There’s
just no point to me saying yes.
Callie: Yeah, okay
that’s a load of crap. When you were younger, fine cause you were weird. But
now you’re a grown up. Doing your grown
up job with other grown ups. There’s no gap. And there’s nothing to lose. There’s
just you being scared and for no
reason. So choose not to be! Life’s too
short to be scared. Screw the gap. Let
Ethan, y’know, rass your berries.
Maggie: Ew
Callie: Goose your
gander, okay tickle your tail feathers,
cup your coconuts
Maggie: Nope
Callie: Rock your
rump. Poke your hontas. Wallop your wonderland.
Those were the funniest Callie lines the whole of S11 and I’m
so glad the humor in this ep made up for all the tears shed in the recent
previous episodes.
You gotta hand it to Sara Ramirez. She is that extremely
talented that she just delivers these comedic scenes effortlessly and they’re
funnier than funny.
The episode ends…
“That list of things you grab in a disaster, your kids, your keys, your family photo album,
that list goes out the window. When the disaster starts with you wondering, If
this was the woman who has been screwing your husband. That’s a whole other
earthquake.”
Notes:
Notes:
Okay I cannot fall into the trap of slipping and begin to talk
about that sneak peek of 11x16 which was a whole other earthquake in itself.
But really, I wouldn’t want to blame Jean Dominy, the fun-loving lady who gave nuggets of life wisdom to Team Cardio-Ortho Callie and Maggie.
How could I blame Jean Dominy when she just opened Callie
and Maggie’s eyes to what the point of life is. This was the clincher line that
Callie listened to intently “I mean
I have time left. And there’s still
things that I wanna do, you know? There’s things that I haven’t done and a
whole lot of things I didn’t even know you could do.”
It seemed like a light bulb moment for Callie. Here was a woman almost double her age, embracing
life and wants to do so many things more, both in bed and not.
It was that zest for
life that rubbed off on Callie. This
woman was enjoying her life to the fullest.
I suspect this is one of the reasons that pushed Callie further,
to date and explore and seek adventure, to go on with the dating game, meet new people…and
yes, give that girl a long 28 –second kiss, a kiss longer than any other
Calzona kiss ever. Oops this is not the topic.
I was beaming with pride when I saw Callie give sage advice to gal pal Maggie. With her experiences, and with Jean’s
inspiring attitude, she learned to grab life by the reins and live it well and
not waste it.
This line described her current mindset : “And there’s nothing to lose. There’s just you being scared and for no reason. So choose not to be! Life’s too short to be
scared. Screw the gap.”
For Callie Torres, there was no fear to speak of. And she was teaching Maggie what she picked up
from their patient Jean. And let Ethan rass her berries.
So seeing Callie’s way of thinking, it is a no-brainer why Callie was enjoying her
date and kiss with the Portia-lookalike.
So enough of me blaming anyone. Jean actually made much
sense . She taught me and Callie to :Make the most of life. Because life is short. Keep it sweet. Keep it simple. Keep it fun.
And hey, Callie is enjoying life right now, going into the
next episode. She is friends with Arizona and we know she will be there for her
and vice versa.
Whatever happens, what matters is that Callie is happy. And
she deserves to be happy. I just can’t really think of anyone poking anyone’s hontas yet.
So see you on the other side.
We need all the luck and love to carry us through the next
ep.
Because the odds will not (yet) be in our favor. But they will be. You betcha.
Calzona Strong.
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